So I am back from the land of Texas-size everything.
The majority of my "vacation" looked like this:
You know, me with wet hair post-swimming, in a t-shirt and shorts on my parents strangely uncomfortable couch (it's like they want you to spend as little time in front of their cable TV as possible...they know me so well) watching about 27 Law and Order episodes in a row.
I was so mild, I started taking photos of myself that looked like this.
It's kind of like my mild essence was trying to GO TOWARD THE LIGHT...but not to fret, my mildness will never die.
See you on the other side OF MILD,