June 5, 2011

My My Mild Return.

Mild announcement--> I am DJing at the following event this coming Tuesday:

Me in a one-piece jumpsuit because people, let me just tell you how excruciatingly MILD it is to be on a FIRST DATE with someone and have them waiting for you outside the movie theater bathroom while you try and maneuver out of this modern-day-chastity-belt. It took me like an hour to remove and hang my jacket, take off my jumper (what's up, 100 buttons!) and pull down my Spanx, I mean tights. Um...NOT COOL.

You know what else is mild? THIS blog:


Ladies and gentlemen, I just took a sleeping pill and here comes the mild night.


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