Mild announcement--> I am DJing at the following event this coming Tuesday:
Me in a one-piece jumpsuit because people, let me just tell you how excruciatingly MILD it is to be on a FIRST DATE with someone and have them waiting for you outside the movie theater bathroom while you try and maneuver out of this modern-day-chastity-belt. It took me like an hour to remove and hang my jacket, take off my jumper (what's up, 100 buttons!) and pull down my Spanx, I mean tights. Um...NOT COOL.
You know what else is mild? THIS blog:
MY DAGUERREOTYPE BOYFRIEND
Ladies and gentlemen, I just took a sleeping pill and here comes the mild night.