Mild gChat

me: yo
10:08 PM
Best straight male friend: hi

me: What are you doing?
10:09 PM
Best straight male friend: being grouchy
and tryin to fix my ikea dish rack

10:10 PM
me: I just tried to call you
because i am too tired to gchat
10:12 PM
Best straight male friend: my phone is somewhere
like in my pants
on the floor

me: ok
10:13 PM
well i am going to bed
xoxo

Best straight male friend: goodnight